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In My ShortsI’ll try and keep this short.

“Brevity,” as someone once said, “is the soul of wit.” But brevity takes times. As someone else said, “I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter.” And still someone else said, “The only kind of writing is rewriting.”

Which brings us to that venerated literary form, the short story. Some of the best writers in their respective languages and genres have labored in this form. I have too, on and off, over the last twenty years or so of my career. Many of the short stories I’ve been asked to write have been about licensed characters (Batman, Doctor Who, The Lone Ranger, The Green Hornet, etc.), with some originals thrown in along the way.

It’s only in the last few years that I really started to pay more serious attention to the short story, although the short stories I was writing were getting, paradoxically, longer and longer. Five thousand words to seven or eight thousand to twelve or thirteen thousand words…granted, some of the stories were part of shared universes (Latchkeys, ReDeus, Pangaea, all published by Crazy 8 Press), but even my own Leo Persky stories (appearing in R. Allen Leider’s Hellfire Lounge anthologies, published by Bold Venture Press) were getting longer, although a lot of that was due to how much fun I was having writing Leo’s (i.e. my) snarky observations on the world.

PK-Shorts-TanghalBut several years back, I submitted a piece to an anthology of flash fiction (five hundred words or less). It didn’t make the final cut, but it did get me thinking about keeping it short, say, under two thousand words. I got to fool around with that in a couple of fifteen hundred word stories for a still-to-be-realized Charlton Neo project and several stories I wrote based on sculptures made by my grandmother in the 1970s. In the first of those Charlton Neo stories, I probably wrote about three thousand words before I finally got to the start of the fifteen hundred words that I ended up using; it was a case of both having the time to make it shorter and finding the story in the rewriting, as well as a reminder of a vital dramaturgical dictum: Always enter the action as late as possible.

In My Shorts: Hitler’s Bellhop and Other Stories is a collection of sixteen of my short stories of various lengths, from the first original I ever sold to the latest piece I wrote, finished a couple of weeks before the book went to press.

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And that’s the long and the short of it.

 

The Book Cover Conundrum – How to Make it Great

Genius De MiloThe cover for every book is critical, sometimes even more important than us writers want to admit. We want to think that the story we’ve crafted alone should be enough to ‘sell’ our books, but let’s face it: covers sell books.
I’m the same way when I buy books. The cover absolutely helps draw me in.

With that in mind, I had very specific ideas about the cover I wanted for my latest novel, Genius de Milo.

I knew I wanted a yellow cover with red type. Why? Because the covers to my other novels are red/purple and blue, respectively, and I wanted contrast as they are lined up on the bookshelf!

But the color scheme is only one aspect. Now I needed a design concept. So I enlisted my pal and fellow author Roy Mauristen, who designs covers for a lot of authors, and does a great job at that.

I started off with the idea that I wanted a lot of turtles on the cover. And I wanted them flipping around like popcorn. Why? Well … it’s important to the story. We tried to make it work, but Roy just couldn’t find the right turtle image. So finally we started over.

And that’s when I switched to the bubbles filled with DNA helixes. Again, these are important to the story. Once I had that idea Roy went off to the races. He did an absolutely fabulous job bringing my idea life, and then added the hand with the pin about to pop one of the bubbles. I wasn’t so sure how I felt about it at first, but I was totally wrong, because it works great, and never would have come up with it myself. That was all Roy.

At that point we made a few tweaks, but otherwise the cover just fell into place.

The response I’ve gotten so far has been fantastic. I’ve gotten nothing but enthusiastic reviews of the cover, so to my pal Roy … thank you!!

The words may tell my story, but the cover helps sell the book.

Now that you can see it for yourself … how’d we do?

Note: This post originally appeared on My Life, Loves and Passion.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Information Highway?

By Paul Kupperberg

ENT-chickenBob Greenberger asked us to write about recent obstacles we’ve faced in our writing, which seemed a fairly easy topic to approach. In writing, as in any creative endeavor, you’re constantly facing obstacles and challenges on every level: Coming up with that fresh approach to an old idea. Creating characters that will be interesting both to you as the writer as well as to your readers. Working out that terrific, wonderful, perfect plot idea. Later on fixing the gaping holes in your terrific, wonderful, perfect plot idea. Shoehorning the story into the allotted page and/or word count. Stretching the story to fill the allotted page and/or word count. Finding a market for your work, preferably one that pays. Finding an editor who answers their phone and replies to emails.

But in the final analysis, none of those are so much problems as “the job.” It’s process stuff. And as everybody’s process is different, and everybody else’s process makes everyone shudder and wonder how the hell the other guy can work that way, my process isn’t going to work for you and vice versa. It’s also boring.

Charlton NeoThough nowhere near as boring as the biggest challenge I think is faced by the majority of independent creators–certainly those of us who have hitched our wagons to Crazy 8 (as well as my comic book indie publishing endeavor, Charlton Neo Comics): Promoting our creative endeavors. That’s the process of all processes and it feels as though creators spend more time talking among themselves about how to sell our work than why and how we do it in the first place.

Do we use Facebook? Twitter? Pinterest? Tumblr? Instagram? Google+? (Okay, just joshing with that one.) Everybody claims theirs is the best way to reach their fans and readers…but are their fans and readers the same as mine? (Looking at the demographics of my followers, I should probably stick to AOL chat rooms.) Whichever of the social medium you go with includes posting, reposting, responding, liking, poking, grinning, pointing, and other time consuming maintenance; often I’ll look up and more than an hour will have gone by with what started as a simple Tweet or Facebook post.

I love my fans, each and every one. Without you, I’m just a creepy guy writing faan fiction in a Cheetos stained t-shirt in someone’s basement. Social media brings writer and reader closer than I ever could have dreamed being with the creators I admired when I was a fan. I never mind answering questions or chatting online with anyone, but keep in mind that the internet is like everyone in the world knows your address and can come knocking at your door at any time. And they often do, most just to say hi, others to request interviews or blurbs (even as I was working on this piece, a friend PM’ed me to ask if I would write an intro to his book) or ask about favorite past projects of mine. It’s both part of the job and a personal pleasure, but it’s often a challenge to balance the relationships and the time spent nurturing them. And, let’s face it, as someone who sits locked away in a room by himself most of the day, the cyber-human contact is often the only thing between me and cabin fever madness.

While I’ve done any number of jobs in publishing on everything from tabloid newspapers to comic books to books, I’ve always considered myself a writer first and foremost. And, keeping in mind that I began my writing career at a time when all we had were typewriters and telephones, the internet and social media are something of a blessing and a curse to me…not to mention as baffling as a battery powered beard trimmer would be to a caveman, who not only wouldn’t understand how it worked but why such a thing was even needed.

But like that chicken crossing the road, all I want to do is get to the other side.

Of the obstacle, not the road.

Retweet this or poke me or whatever if you get what I’m saying.

It’s All About Character

Pangaea Cover V2 (Large)I have really grown to love worldbuilding. It really started as I read DC Comics and thrilled to the notion of parallel worlds and over at Marvel, they were constructing a shared universe that allowed new and interesting things to happen on a regular basis. As I began working in comics, it’s ironic that my first assignment was to help destroy worlds in Crisis on Infinite Earths.

Since then, I have contributed to the rebuilding of the DC Universe and have since contributed to the growing Star Trek literary universe and other media tie-in works. It, of course, led to Mike Friedman, Peter David, and I building a millennia-spanning history for the After Earth universe.

All of that has stood me well for when I helped create an original shared universe in Crazy 8 Press’ ReDeus. That’s a place that is still growing and evolving as you will see in coming months.

In the meantime, it’s been interesting to toil in someone else’s original shared universe. Mike had an idea and fanned it into the flame that we now know as Pangaea. He crafted a bible that gave us the broadest strokes of the world, ostensibly to free us to explore and have some fun.

When I sat down to write my contribution to the anthology, I thought it would be fairly easy. It’s Earth after all. As I transitioned from an outline to a story, I discovered that it may be called Earth but it was not the one I lived in. Governments and borders were different, technology was unlike the world of 2014, and the values and beliefs of the people were forged in vastly different ways.

Human nature, though, that remains unchanged.

When you boil it down, this is a story about a boy and a girl and the world they live in. Once I realized that, I could exhale and focus on their relationship. As I got into that, the rest of the world began to take focus, some of the bible’s elements allowed me to sharpen characterization and reflect a similar but not exact replica of Earth.

As always, it comes down to character.

What I’m Working on: Michael Jan Friedman

JLS_2839Remember the TV show Cheers? I hope so. I’d hate to think I was the only one taking notes back in the 80s.

Anyway, there was this episode in which Sam the barkeep lends serving maid Diane $500 to buy a first edition of Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises. Great episode for a lot of reasons, but what I recall most clearly about it is how steamed Sam gets when Diane takes her time paying him back, especially when she keeps on buying little luxuries for herself. Like lobster salad. How, Sam asks, can she treat herself to lobster salad when she’s yet to pay him back a dime?

And me, I’m asking the same question. Diane’s got an obligation, after all. She has to discharge that obligation before she spends money on anything else. Come on, Diane, I’m thinking, give the guy a break. Pay him back.

Which is where Lost Days comes in.

Lost Days is a young adult novel I’m writing that turns on the ten days Pope Gregory eliminated (yeah, just like that–he was, after all, the Pope) to pull a bunch of holidays back into place before he instituted the Gregorian Calendar. (In October of 1582. You can look it up.)

So it was a clerical move. Or was it?

The fantasy writer in me has to wonder…what could have happened in those ten days that was so horrific Pope Gregory had to eliminate them? And thereby hangs my tale.

I actually started writing it last summer. You know, tinkering with it, writing a passage here and there. About the same time, I ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund its publication. Good and generous people came from all over the globe to back Lost Days. It felt good. I wanted to give them the best book I was capable of writing. And I wanted to do it by February of 2015.

That’s what I told them I would do. Just like Diane told Sam she would pay him back that $500.

Well, it’s April and Lost Days is taking longer than I thought. It’s a historical fantasy, after all, and that means a lot of research. And, of course, I don’t want to cheap out on the veracity. As I said, I want this to be the best book I can write.

The problem is…once a month, I play cards. And I go to a movie occasionally, though not nearly as often as I’d like. And God help me, I’ve got a barbecue on Sunday. And while I’m playing cards (losing mostly, but that’s neither here nor there), and sitting in the movies, and gnawing on that perfectly grilled rib, I’m thinking I should be writing.

All those people showed their faith in me by supporting Lost Days. I should be pounding away at my keyboard 24-7. I’ve got an obligation to discharge. Which means I can’t enjoy anything, and I mean anything, until I finish this book.

So, to answer our Crazy 8 theme-question of the month, what am I working on? Lost Days, dognabit. And I swear not to pig out on lobster salad till I’m finished.

 

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